Friday, February 10, 2012

Puppehday

You daww you lose
ACTIVATE THE GUSH GATES
CHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!


YOU LOST

MY LITTLE DASHIE?
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ PINK EYES.

Mimezinga has quite possibly created the most adorable thing ever. easy.
I talked to mime a few times on the IRC, most talking was done over his interview, he's a nice guy talkative and funny.
Of course he isn't English first language he's Italian (I CAN BET YOU 100 DOLLARS THAT AXE IS CONSIDERING HOW LIKELY YOU ARE TO BE AN ASSASSIN)
Enough about that, time for the review.
I am proud to admit that Pink Eyes has no evil sadistic choke collar around it and it has it's own post.
YUSH 
STRIKE ONE FOR THE SIDE FICS
Now our plot revolves around the ADORABLE main character Puppy Smiles who is prancing happily around clueless as to all that come her way right in the middle of the Canterlot strike during The Exchange.
So through a series of events Puppy Ends up a Canterlot ghoul, filled with the lovely Pink Cloud gas.
her mission is to find her Mum, who may or may not be dead, ( :D READ THE FIC TO FIND OUT HNNG )
She of course meets the usual gang of wasteland rejects and continues her clueless prance across the wasteland.
Now this fic is not all flowers and sunshine, the twist to this fic is it has it's terrifyingly sad moments, now you think its not sad?
GTFO
The whole thing is sad, like slow torture, she is clueless what's actually wrong with the world the whole time you want to be charmed and smile, but you can't because it's heartbreaking how clueless she is.
and then you get the graveyard scene and you shed man tears, I shed man tears in the funeral scene in the original and I shed fucking man tears in the graveyard.
What's that?
My little Dashie is sad?
GRAVE YARD PART. FOLLOWED BY CRYING.
Followed by a lust for alcohol to numb the depression, I'm serious.
I went downstairs and poured myself a drink after that scene to numb my sad.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR MY LITTLE DASHIE.

The setting is a place called the Big 52, the place has a great feel to it.
It has the classic Fallout Equestria feel, but is extra super dark because it has a defenceless filly walking around in it.
Everything that Puppeh see's seems to pop right off the page, why?
because she interacts!
She explorers!
Fallout is about Exploring, you have this amazing world, so much vibrancy, so much to see!
don't stick us to a path!
Let us see everything you see! Describe and open our eyes to the world, suck us in and make us never want to leave!
Thats what Mime did, and that's what makes The Big 52 memorable. just like The Hoof.

I'll be quite honest with you, all I can think that is wrong with Pink Eye's is minor trivial stuff, I have very little to complain about.
So let's skip the ranting, anger just makes ponies sad.

Lordy Lordy so much short review, perhaps I will make it up to the ones who received shorter ones, I already have a devious idea in store for Puppy, perhaps one day we will exercise it.

So In conclusion.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
and seriously consider reading it, the tragedy of the whole story is enough to jerk a tear from anyone's eyes.
I didn't even waver in MLD but I shed a manly tear fest in Pink Eye's.
Puppy is exactly what mimez wanted her to be.
And the world it's all in is beautiful, I fully recommend reading it.

THIS has been your DarcySupremest, stay tuned for the interview.
Have a good one yall
~DarcySupremest








 

1 comment:

  1. But Puppeh is nod saaaaad!
    Puppeh -spoiler, bad spoiler, shut up spoilery foal!-

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